I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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