I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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