sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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