Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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