Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
So squirting runs in the family.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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