Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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