Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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