I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
the condom got lost in my hair
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
