The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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