Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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