that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
im holly from the hills drunk
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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