i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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