im drinking this country out of the recession.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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