How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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