wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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