I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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