nut hugger
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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