sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
