That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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