I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
