I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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