Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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