Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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