Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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