He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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