i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Randomize