omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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