i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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