she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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