We won't sleep together?
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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