it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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