problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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