your thong is hanging out like whoa
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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