I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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