Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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