i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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