i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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