Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
