Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
