I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
