ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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