My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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