Just mADE A PArabola og urine
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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