It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Randomize
