David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
honey bunches of taint.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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