tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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