Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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