So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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