We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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