I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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