even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Randomize
