I want to stick my p in your. b.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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